The very idea that wishing someone a blessing after sneezing is kind of ridiculous. I understand it comes from a time period of great famine and plagues, and to wish someone good health was a gesture of kindness and hope that you wouldn’t succumb to death. But somehow, if you throw the word God in [...]
This was inspired by a guy who went from fine to pissed in half a second. I asked for the driver’s license of the customer because he didn’t have it signed. No problem, the guy showed me his ID and I swiped his card. Right as I did, he asked if he got the local [...]
I really don’t know spanish all that well… in fact, I only ever learned it for about 3 months on rosetta stone. I had my wife take a look at this script to see if it was decent enough to understand. I am SURE there is something wrong with it, grammatically. The irony is not [...]
This is my opinion when I say this, and I won’t pretend that it is the best possible way for the world to function, but I think every company should be a co-op. I understand that the original owners have the highest risk for losing when starting a business, because they secured the money to [...]
People tend to get upset when they are confronted with their own stupidity/ignorance. I’ve had several incidents where a person has lost a ticket within feet of having received it. One lady recently lost her ticket in the bathroom and said she never received it from the cashier. The cashier had no tickets laying around, [...]
Some people just don’t have loud voices, but some people just suck at opening their mouths when they talk. I had a friend one time who had no idea what I said to him and he just laughed and smiled as he walked away. I think it was a question, but I said it with [...]
I remember my first write up, back in 1997 or so. I was working at the movie theater and Mr. John Lithgow, bought some tickets from me. I’ve met several celebrities in my life and I don’t react in fanboy mode, EVER! In this case, the person next to me couldn’t contain her fanboyism for [...]
That’s right, I still haven’t gotten a chair at work, and I am still bitter about it. They’ve told me I can have a chair with a doctor’s note, because unless it’s medical I don’t need one apparently. The idea that someone could need something before needing a medical emergency, can’t possibly cross a companies [...]
We’ve all be there, a person tells you to enjoy whatever it is they gave you, and you say “you too” back to them. How is that person going to enjoy something they gave you and you are currently walking away with. There is nothing else left to do. The funny thing about this, is [...]
I’ve had these days, of sheer laziness, and I wish I had more of them. Call me a lazy person, but there are tons of movies, tv shows, books, and video games to get through, and I just don’t have the time for all of them. Of course, I do this strip while watching X-Files [...]
