It sounds super hippy to say it (what I said in the comic), but I sometimes like to think of myself as a small creature on this planet of ours. When I was younger, I would drive up to a secluded area of town, where there were few lights, and just stare at the stars [...]
Signing a card right in front of me, doesn’t suddenly show me you are who you are. Walking away and signing it after I told you that you need ID, doesn’t suddenly show me you are who are. Most importantly, showing me your library card, doesn’t suddenly show me either. This is a pretty simple [...]
It’s a simple rule, signing a card makes it valid and not signing it means you want your card to require a valid ID for use. Personally, I forget that I don’t sign my debit card because I use the pin number all the time and rarely need to be asked for ID because of [...]
Everyone wants stuff for free, and everyone wants to get those things for free without earning it. A lot of places even offer these to reward loyal customers, or so they think. In actuality, they are offering these things just so you can exploit the system… that’s the way people treat it anyway. Today’s strip [...]
The very idea that wishing someone a blessing after sneezing is kind of ridiculous. I understand it comes from a time period of great famine and plagues, and to wish someone good health was a gesture of kindness and hope that you wouldn’t succumb to death. But somehow, if you throw the word God in [...]
This was inspired by a guy who went from fine to pissed in half a second. I asked for the driver’s license of the customer because he didn’t have it signed. No problem, the guy showed me his ID and I swiped his card. Right as I did, he asked if he got the local [...]
I really don’t know spanish all that well… in fact, I only ever learned it for about 3 months on rosetta stone. I had my wife take a look at this script to see if it was decent enough to understand. I am SURE there is something wrong with it, grammatically. The irony is not [...]
People tend to get upset when they are confronted with their own stupidity/ignorance. I’ve had several incidents where a person has lost a ticket within feet of having received it. One lady recently lost her ticket in the bathroom and said she never received it from the cashier. The cashier had no tickets laying around, [...]
Some people just don’t have loud voices, but some people just suck at opening their mouths when they talk. I had a friend one time who had no idea what I said to him and he just laughed and smiled as he walked away. I think it was a question, but I said it with [...]
I remember my first write up, back in 1997 or so. I was working at the movie theater and Mr. John Lithgow, bought some tickets from me. I’ve met several celebrities in my life and I don’t react in fanboy mode, EVER! In this case, the person next to me couldn’t contain her fanboyism for [...]
